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Charlitos
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PostSubject: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:07 am

Post your best your mom jokes below!
Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number!
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:12 am

I've created a monster. This cannot end well.

Hmm. The only thing I've got now is that Turtle's mom is good with handheld devices.

I'll have to work on this some.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:17 am

I'm guessing this thread is based on our many "Your mom" jokes that we came up with in Uncharted 2? Razz

You're mom is so fat, when she jumps into the ocean, all the whales sing "We... are... family!" cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:10 am

Your mom is so ugly, she won the costume contest for scariest costume when she just came for snacks!
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:35 am

your moms so fat that when a guy got in her way, she told him to get behind her to which he replied "sorry, ma'am, but i only have half a tank"[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:17 am

Your mom is so fat, when she goes outside in yellow, people yell, taxi!
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:02 am

You momma so fat she has her own gravity.

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:48 am

Lesus wrote:
You momma so fat she has her own gravity.

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:53 am

Laughing
Heard a good one this morning too,
"Your momma so ugly when her parents gave birth to her the doctor slapped them."

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:25 am

Your mums soo fat when se goes to the Zoo people yell, "Look at that Hipapotimus!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:59 am

Your mom is so fat that she makes a beeping noise when she walks backwards.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:09 pm

Your mom is so fat, whehn she sees a school bus she says, that twinkie looks pretty nice.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:37 am




Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund.

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:41 am

Any particular reason why this needs to be on the private boards? Shouldn't it be 'out there', as it were?
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:38 am

facepalm2
Didn't even notice.

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:23 am

Well...I guess so. It's just that in uncharted, us aX!s have a good time and make fun of eachother. So we started saying, "Axis in Allies: We Make Your Mom Jokes."

Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:15 am

Your mom is so fat, she sat on a PS3 and it turned into a PSP.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:45 am


Thats fracking brilliant

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:04 am

You mums soo old she took her driving test on a dinosaur facepalm2
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:03 pm

Your mom's so old she sat behind Jesus in kindergarten.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:01 am

Your momma so old she gave birth to Mr. Slate.

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:31 am

You momma so fat when she was in school she sat beside everybody.

Your momma so fat scientists are still trying to figure out how to see her dark side.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:44 pm

Laughing
Yo momma so hairy when she goes out in public everyone talks about how they've finally found Big Foot.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:01 am

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:41 am

your mamma's so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.. :L
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