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Lod
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:42 am

Ooooh burn!

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:45 am

ahaha. Its the only one i remember my friend telling me.

OH other than

Your mamma's the town bike.... everybody gets a ride..

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:56 am

Yo mama's so fat, she wears heels and strikes oil.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:57 pm

yo mama so old she owes jesus 5 dollars!! Laughing

yo mama so ugly she made Rosie O'donnald look do able!! Laughing

yo mama so ugly i died before i could make a joke!! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:59 pm

you guys are so mean to my mom Razz


I like these ,.. keep them coming

Yo momma so fat, i took a picture of her last christams and its still printing.
Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers hot out of George Washington's nose
Yo momma so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through
Yo momma so fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:29 pm

Yo mama so Fat, Obi-Wan said "That's no moon, thats Yo mama!"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles."
Yo mama so ugly, she put the "Ug" in Ugnaught.

Robot Chicken Star Wars FTW!
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:48 am

The threads got no new jokes.. wow

Well.. Your momma so fat she cant fit in this joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:44 am

Your momma's so fat that whenever she walks into a room everyone yells, "Carrier incoming!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:45 am

Your momma so fat she screams "Skinny b!t_h!" at elephants.

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Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:49 am

The following conversation was recorded 22 hours ago:

NASA: Can you see the hurricane from the station, over?
Astronaut: Eh, almost, over.
NASA: Almost? We need you to clarify, over.
A: Theres something in the way.....
N: What is i-
A: Yep, definately your mom.
N -_-
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:00 am

cheers
This is a Win of Epic proportions!

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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:52 am

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The following conversation was recorded 22 hours ago:

NASA: Can you see the hurricane from the station, over?
Astronaut: Eh, almost, over.
NASA: Almost? We need you to clarify, over.
A: Theres something in the way.....
N: What is i-
A: Yep, definately your mom.
N -_-

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lol, i want expecting that.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:51 pm

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
The following conversation was recorded 22 hours ago:

NASA: Can you see the hurricane from the station, over?
Astronaut: Eh, almost, over.
NASA: Almost? We need you to clarify, over.
A: Theres something in the way.....
N: What is i-
A: Yep, definately your mom.
N: -_-

Little Known Fact: That same conversation happened one hour before the Second Sun level in MW2.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:19 pm

That actually wasn't a nuke that went off. That was just your mom farting.

Thought you should know.
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Lod
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:03 am

Your Momma so fat she can plug a Black Hole.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:07 am

RF: a black hole's gravitational pull is so strong, light is unable to escape!
just thought i would share

Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:00 am

Oh yeah well you momma so fat when she goes to the restaurant and looks at the menu she asks for two helpings.

Talking bout my momma.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:24 am

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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was Godzilla wife.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:27 am

You mommas So fat she's the reason dinosaurs are extinct.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:39 am

ACTUALLY!
RF: there were a number of metiers showers that.... wait. your referring to my mom as being the size of the meters.
i see where this is heading.

well my mom the reason that were here living today!
without the extinction of the lizards... where would be now?


Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions



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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:23 pm

Your momma is so fat that if were dropped on a country, the U.N. would have to ban her from warfare, and nukes would become the 2nd most deadly weapon on the planet.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:50 am


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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

Quote :
"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:24 pm

Your momma is so ugly, she looked in a mirror and she broke.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:31 pm

You mama so ugly, she makes Jar Jar Binks look doable.
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PostSubject: Re: Sixth Nation: We Make Your Mom Jokes   Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:10 pm

Your momma's so Ugly, she made Cthulhu question his sanity.
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