"Beans on Toast!"
(My belly)

*Holds up hand pointing at mooks* "Bang!" *Drops dead*
--Spike's last words, Cowboy Bebop

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY.

"Jesus this place is huge. We should have brought a bigger nuke." Joseph Capelli

Everything is clearer now
Life is just a dream you know
That's never ending
I'm ascending...
--Yoko Kanno

Found at the bottom of the Die2nite page:

"Why did nobody tell me that cat's piss vaporises zombies..."

"Evading the responsibilities today won't be gone tomorrow." - Abraham Lincoln

Funny quotes from the Pokemon anime I found on TvTropes:

• "It pays to have protection!"
  
• "The Boss loves something, as long as that thing is the biggest and the best."
  
• "Grovyle's shooting bla-aanks~!"
  
• "I haven't seen this many strange letters since I took out a personal ad."
  
• "I love a hard rod and good tackle!"
  
• "Let's take our spoils, then make like candles and blow."
  
• "So size does matter."

Straight from deviantArt:

HAL2008: C:
HAL2008: C: is a happy drive.
HAL2008: D:
HAL2008: D: IS TIRED OF YOU STICKING THINGS INSIDE OF HIM.

If you believe in yourself, eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs, you can get work.

More Reasons to Shop at Morrison's


im not sad or anything

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”

84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.

87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

92. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony “Romper Bomper Stomper Boo” is probably not appropriate.

94. Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.

114. I cannot trade my CO to the Russians.

115. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me.

116. Crucifying mice – bad idea.

117. Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.

118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires – therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.

138. Even if my commander did it.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."

The Finnish Battle cry of WWII:

"Fire at their balls!"