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eattheword
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PostSubject: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:37 pm

In the show Big Bang Theory the following question was posed:

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In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the second world war?

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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:12 pm

after thinking about this for about 5 seconds i would have to say the Swiss would win. Because as everyone knows the swiss army knife is the rhinoceroses kryptonight.

Fight that Logic ETW
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:25 pm

Finland would win. Sadly, not even a Swiss Army Knife can aid in the event of IKEA furniture.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:49 pm

Now your just being silly. IKEA can only hurt hippo's
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:09 pm

Turkey would win. Many people dont know this but the Turkey is directly related to the Rhino. Most people think otherwise, most people are stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:13 pm

No, no, no, people.
The correct answer is, "The historians win WWII."
Why? Because it becomes actually entertaining to study as opposed to just depressing.

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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:58 pm

Point of order: Ikea is Swedish, not Finnish.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:16 pm

i see you didn't try to fight my logic etw
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:15 am

Okay, I'll try ---

1. I didn't know that the Swiss Army Knife was Kryptonite to rhinos, so it is not the case that everyone knows.
2. The Swiss would have to have been in the war to win it. Are you saying they would have broken their neutrality? Even so, I think the Italians would have brought into service rhino-firing trebuchets which would be able to launch rhinos at the Swiss over the alps --- a falling rhino is deadly whether or not it is affected by Kryptonite. Very Happy= :D
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:40 am

etw everyone that is knowledgeable knows that swish army knife is the krytoknite of the rhino's. guess your knowledge stops at grammer. Razz

the swiss weren't neutral they were badass. everyone feared the swiss. with the introduction of the rhino's the swiss would have been forced to become proactive in the war and won it.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:45 am

okay, but Great Britain at the time had a huge empire which included large swathes of Africa. That means that GB had ready access to the central rhino production areas. The result was that the Allies were able to send rhino-based explosive devices into Switzerland at such a rate that not even the efficient Swiss factories could keep up knife production in sufficient quantities to cope. This ended up with GB taking control of Switzerland and its banking system and was thus able to shut down the economies of its enemies. GB wins the war. Rule Britannia.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:04 am

your forgetting that not only can the swiss make indestructible swiss army knife. they are the master's of time with their swiss watches. they would totally destroy the british by stopping time and destroying all their weapons. who ever controls time controls the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:25 pm

Enter The Doctor in his TARDIS who slaps the uppity Swiss with some Time Lord love and restores GB's fortunes.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:40 pm

*enter canadian lumberjack with the usual garb.... you know... strapping young lad, plaid shirt, ax, overalls and a tuque. bushy beard included, of course*

I heard there was fightin' or something over 'ere, eh?
can't we settle this over some beer, maple syrup and bacon?

*sees rhino*

whats with all the hairless musk oxen with retarded horns?
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:02 pm

ETW lets be honest the british would never win because their country shuts down if it snows. the swiss have mastered the elements therefore they also control the weather.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:13 am

UGANDA! Don't ask me why I just remember seeing that episode. Now close your eyes and count to ten so we can play a game more suited to my intellectual level.

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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:54 am

thanks for ruining my fun..... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:08 am

I cant even belive there is a discussion on this. The answer is sooooooooooooooooooo obvious.


Gondor would win. Very Happy= :D

Mumikill > rhino
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:32 am

gondor doesnt use Mûmakil? that was the Haradrim.. no?

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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:36 pm

Gondor would lose because of their beards: they're too susceptible to flame throwers attacks.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:54 pm

and im sure plate metal suit would only help to roast instead of protect
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:11 am

Ooooh roast Dwarf

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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:48 am

I think there should be a forum wide vote give them all the options and reasons y and everyone with a brain will choose the swiss
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:54 am

Oh if brains are involved, Im out.
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PostSubject: Re: Second World War game   Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:30 am

I didn't know u were in. Oh burn
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