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PostSubject: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:42 am

I'm not sure if this topic has been made yet, but I know there are a lot of jokers on this forum.
As some of you may know, I love to laugh Laughing
If you too love to laugh, post up some jokes even if you think they're bad. tongue

I thought I might kick it off with a somewhat silly joke.

Q: What do you call a height challenged telepathist who has just escaped from jail?
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And remember... Any laugh made is a joke well spent Wink
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:40 am

Very Happy= :D
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:51 am

A Baby seal walks into a club. *budum chhhh*
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:35 am

^I think I'm going to hell for laughing at that one.^

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:10 pm

Glad you made the thread, Ninja. Very Happy= :D

Lod wrote:
^I think I'm going to hell for laughing at that one.^

Same here. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:16 pm

I think I've got a few.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi turns to the priest and says, "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
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Kilmory walks out of a bar...yeah, right. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:16 pm

Thanks guys!!! Very Happy= :D

jadedoblivion wrote:
A Baby seal walks into a club. *budum chhhh*

Sitting here eating cereal for breakfast. Read this and snorted out milk and nutra-grain... Thanks Jade Laughing
Also, yes we are all going to hell for laughing at this one. Twisted Evil

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I think I've got a few.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi turns to the priest and says, "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
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Kilmory walks out of a bar...yeah, right. Razz

I love it! Laughing Already loving this thread Excited
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:26 pm

I forgot to post another joke Razz
Knock knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Aunt
Aunt who?

Aunt you glad I didn't say granny?
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:35 pm

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and screwdrivers? One scews in things, the other screws inturns.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:21 pm

Laughing Reminds me of this joke
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:18 am

That last one was beautiful..


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I haven't slept for 10 days, cause that would be too long.

And my personal favorite..

Jimmy comes home from school one day and walks up to his mom.

"Mommy! I just had sex with the teacher!"

rightfully so his mother gets outraged and tells his father. The father has the complete opposite reaction.
"That's my boy! You're a man now Jimmy let's go out and get a beer."

So Jimmy and his father go out to the local bar/pub/speakeasy for those stuck in prohibition.. and Jimmy's dad looks at Jimmy and says,

"son, you can go and sit down here, I'll get the drinks and be right back, ok?"









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Y'all just witnessed the anti-joke.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:50 am

superdragon222 wrote:
Y'all just witnessed the anti-joke.
BACK! BACK! I SAY BACK!!
Nah, just kidding...tongue If you love to laugh, then you're in the right place Very Happy= :D

I'm terrible when it comes to these types of jokes...

Q: Why did the orange stop halfway down the hill?
A: It ran out of juice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why is an orange?
A: Because a motorcycle only has two wheels.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:02 am

superdragon222 wrote:
That last one was beautiful..


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I haven't slept for 10 days, cause that would be too long.

And my personal favorite..

Jimmy comes home from school one day and walks up to his mom.

"Mommy! I just had sex with the teacher!"

rightfully so his mother gets outraged and tells his father. The father has the complete opposite reaction.
"That's my boy! You're a man now Jimmy let's go out and get a beer."

So Jimmy and his father go out to the local bar/pub/speakeasy for those stuck in prohibition.. and Jimmy's dad looks at Jimmy and says,

"son, you can go and sit down here, I'll get the drinks and be right back, ok?"









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Y'all just witnessed the anti-joke.
affraid Laughing
Great topic ninjas. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:35 pm

Here's a joke for you: The government. Very Happy= :D

Oxymoron of the month: Neo-conservitive Think-tank.

A FOX News Correspondent walks into a bar and orders a drink. A few months later, he critisizes a democrat for ordering the same drink and acts like he never liked said drink.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:30 pm

I'm down with the one about FOX News.. That's pretty funny Very Happy= :D
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:01 am

mattmo0121 wrote:
affraid Laughing
Great topic ninjas. Wink

Tankya Matt Very Happy= :D

superdragon222 wrote:
I'm down with the one about FOX News.. That's pretty funny Very Happy= :D

I agree ^ Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:08 am

I suck at these kinda jokes, most my funny's come from reactions

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To have its motivation questioned.

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:39 pm

I'm better at standup than these quick jokes.

What do you call a nude drunk urinating in the middle of the street?
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:09 pm

Kidchimera00 wrote:
I'm better at standup than these quick jokes.

What do you call a nude drunk urinating in the middle of the street?
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Oh, snap.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:10 pm

I got this amazing one on the side of a popsicle stick:

Q: Why are rhinos so wrinkly?
A: Becuase they are hard to iron

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:20 pm

CptCrazypants wrote:
I got this amazing one on the side of a popsicle stick:

Q: Why are rhinos so wrinkly?
A: Becuase they are hard to iron

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My little sister walks around in the summer reading those things off to her friends. They're the worst. facepalm2
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:53 am

Kidchimera00 wrote:
I'm better at standup than these quick jokes.

What do you call a nude drunk urinating in the middle of the street?
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Ooooooh burn!

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:23 am

So an old man was riding in his scooter. He pulls up to a red light next to a woman in a red Ferrari. The old man complimented her on the car and the 'fine body'. She took this compliment the wrong way and sped off down the road. She looks in her rear-view mirror to see the old man following her. She then accelerates to outrun him and again looks back, only to find this old man on his scooter still keeping up. She pushes the car to higher speeds. 100, 120, 140, 160, 180, 200km/h!! She looks back to see the old STILL keeping pace with her Ferrari. She slams on the brakes and the old man goes FLYING past, goes over the handlebars, flips the scooter, and totals it. The man lay motionless for a while, but managed to roll over.
The woman to her amazement gets out of her Ferrari and goes to the old man's aid.
"Are you hurt? How were you able to keep up with me? And why were you following me?" she asked the man.

The old man just looked at her "Can you please unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror?"
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:23 am

i-like-ninjas wrote:
So an old man was riding in his scooter. He pulls up to a red light next to a woman in a red Ferrari. The old man complimented her on the car and the 'fine body'. She took this compliment the wrong way and sped off down the road. She looks in her rear-view mirror to see the old man following her. She then accelerates to outrun him and again looks back, only to find this old man on his scooter still keeping up. She pushes the car to higher speeds. 100, 120, 140, 160, 180, 200km/h!! She looks back to see the old STILL keeping pace with her Ferrari. She slams on the brakes and the old man goes FLYING past, goes over the handlebars, flips the scooter, and totals it. The man lay motionless for a while, but managed to roll over.
The woman to her amazement gets out of her Ferrari and goes to the old man's aid.
"Are you hurt? How were you able to keep up with me? And why were you following me?" she asked the man.

The old man just looked at her "Can you please unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror?"
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:13 am

That's awesome Ninjas.



There was was a man from Nantucket..

Whatever this joke's old. Fuck it.
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