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Kidchimera00
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:28 pm

I always wanted a brother, instead I ended up with a broster.
"Hey, wanna see my vaginis?"
"I.......I.......I don't know."
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:55 am

A family recently put their grandmother in an aged care home. They decided to leave her there for the day just to see if she liked it, or not. They quickly said goodbye and left for the day.

The grandmother picked up a magazine and started reading it. After about 20 minutes she slowly started to lean to the right. The nurses were worried and seated her upright again. No good, the old lady slowly leaned to the right again. The nurses again put her in an upright position. After several hours of leaning the nurses rang the family worried.
The family rushed back as quick as possible "Hey Gran! Is everything ok?"

"Oh yes, this place is marvelous! One problem though... They never let me fart!"

Yes, I just told a fart joke Shrug
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:12 pm

So I was walking down the street past the Fresh Pride one day and a woman saw me and apparently thought I was someone else. She asks me "What is your problem? You said you'd be here an hour ago." I turn to her and by the look on her face, I could see she realized I was not who she thought, but I decided to mess with her head. "Cool it," I said, "I ain't late for the stick-up. Just make sure the cars gassed up and ready." I walked into the store, bought a Fanta and left. As I walked out, the same woman had a minivan pulled up in front of the store and honked the horn for me. She rolled down the window and yelled "How much did you get?"
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:15 am

(o.o) LAWL!

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:56 pm

Three men walk into a bar.


You think the third guy would've seen where he was going.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:12 am

^*sniggers*^


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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:56 pm

Liam walks into a bar...

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:10 pm

You funny!
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:18 pm

Waldorf: Personally, I never could get behind Japanese comedy.
Statler: Why not? Better than being in front of it!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:57 am

A buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and asks "Make me one with everything."
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:39 pm

Waldorf: What's your favorite kind of dog?
Statler: Not counting your wife?
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!


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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:26 pm

How many dyslexics does it take to light a change bulb?
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:13 am

^^ A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I broke up with my girlfriend who works at the Plastic Wrap factory... She was too clingy.

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:01 pm

Heard this on Conan last night:

I have this friend who said something only she would say. She said "I've got a new boyfriend." I asked "Whats he like?" and she said "Sexually, he's a Harry Potter fan." I said "What? How?" She goes "At the point of orgasm, he says 'Expeliarmus.'" I go "What did you do?" and she tells me "I just go with it and say 'Five points for Gryphondor.'"
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:49 am


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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:09 am

Kidchimera00 wrote:
Heard this on Conan last night:

I have this friend who said something only she would say. She said "I've got a new boyfriend." I asked "Whats he like?" and she said "Sexually, he's a Harry Potter fan." I said "What? How?" She goes "At the point of orgasm, he says 'Expeliarmus.'" I go "What did you do?" and she tells me "I just go with it and say 'Five points for Gryphondor.'"
First joke in this thread that I laughed at hard.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:09 pm

CobaltMonkey wrote:
Kilmory walks out of a bar...yeah, right. Razz

Oi!

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:08 pm

What's the best way to confuse an idiot?

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:46 am

...Bollocks...

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:13 am

Kidchimera00 wrote:
What's the best way to confuse an idiot?

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WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!!? (Harry Potter quote also in reference to your other joke) tongue

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:03 am

i-like-ninjas wrote:
Kidchimera00 wrote:
What's the best way to confuse an idiot?

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WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!!? (Harry Potter quote also in reference to your other joke) tongue

Did they actually say that in any of the books? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:25 am

I honeslty don't remember which book Laughing but I'm confident to say that Quirrel or whateverhisnameis says it in the first movie... Thinking I think it's around after he choked Harry and got his arm destroyed/burned off...
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:40 am

Could it have been Voldemort inside quirrels body?
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:02 pm

How do you know you're lonely?

When you make an imaginary friend, ask her out on a date only for her to say she's a lesbian, then walk in on her and your other imaginary friend Rick doing the imaginary deed two minutes later.
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