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Lod
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:01 am

...I think thats Schizophrenia actually

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:24 pm

It counts as both, sadly.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:46 am

Yay you're nuts, so have some drugs.

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:40 pm

Teacher: What's two plus two?
Student: What are you asking me for? You're the teacher!
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:43 am

^Guilty of that^
Not that actual question more the Answer....

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:16 pm

I freakin' lost it when I read this one in Reader's Digest:

An American was stationed at a base in England where he had to show a valid ID. One day, he and his squadmates realized the men at the gates weren't very thurough so they started flashing less valid ID (Drivers License, etc.) At the end of the day, one man won THE GAME by getting through with a slice a toast.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:40 pm

You gotta love Skippys list.

•“.50 caliber machineguns, M1A1 Abrams tanks, destroyers, Chinese hookers, and small guys named Bob to take care of our vehicles” cannot be purchased on the OPTAR. One must route a special request chit first.
•All special request chits require a written clarification as to why the item is desired.
•In order to ensure smooth transition of a special request chit, it is best to advice your chain of command verbally
before you attempt to order a $47,000 tank.
•Especially when you are a naval unit.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:54 pm

Only two guys in the whole world speak an ancient language and they live in the same town, but they are not speaking to each other. When asked why, they said: "We don't have a lot in common."
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:29 am

A balding, white haired man from the Gold Coast, named Allan, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man,

'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:27 am

OMGLMFAOWIN!

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:49 pm

A penis has a terrible life. His hair is always messy. His roommates are nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him every day.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:48 pm

TheLastNinja wrote:
A penis has a terrible life. His hair is always messy. His roommates are nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him every day.

That deserves so much win.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:20 pm

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Quote of the year - "They say history is written by the victor. Which is why there are so many blank pages in French history books."

Sorry Will Very Happy= :D
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:25 am

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Quote of the year - "They say history is written by the victor. Which is why there are so many blank pages in French history books."

*Giggle*
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:15 pm

I must atempt to win back my title as Joke Master!

I've got eyes for one girl but a penis for many.

Today the glass is half full but I don't trust the water is filtered, the glass looks dirty & the person that served me is ugly.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:51 pm

TheLastNinja wrote:
A penis has a terrible life. His hair is always messy. His roommates are nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him every day.
AHA!
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:15 pm

Here's one for the kids...

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods taking a dump. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
"Nope, I've never had that problem" replies the rabbit.

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him and leaves.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:14 am

What three two-letters mean small?

"Is it in?"
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:43 pm

Remembering the age of some of our readers I'm sure the jokes won't get and more crude than that? I should have mentioned it after the penis joke, but hey - better late than never!
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:32 am

Marrage:
It's like expensive Prostitution, without the sex.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:00 pm

MS stands for both Multiple Sclerosis and Microsoft. One is a crippling affliction that renders the sufferer unable to perform even the most basic tasks. The other is a medical condition.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:29 pm

What's the definition of a fart?

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:30 pm

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:26 am

facepalm2 They are terrible but you can't help but laugh.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:22 am

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facepalm2 They are terrible but you can't help but laugh.

LMAO

Ok, got another one.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
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