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Lod
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:24 am

^TRUDAT!^

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:10 pm

How the did hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:37 am

I turned to my wife in bed last night.
"Babe," I whispered. "I can't sleep, do you wanna? You know!"
"Ooh, yes," she giggled, removing her top.
"Don't take that off," I smiled.
"Its cold out there on the sofa."
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:41 am

ivorymonsoon wrote:
I turned to my wife in bed last night.
"Babe," I whispered. "I can't sleep, do you wanna? You know!"
"Ooh, yes," she giggled, removing her top.
"Don't take that off," I smiled.
"Its cold out there on the sofa."
omg hahaha thats to good

So 2 blonde where driving to Disneyland and they seen a sign that send "Disneyland left" so they turned a round and went home.
or
There is a little boy and a little girl playing in a sandbox.The little boy asks the little girl to drop her pants,
the little boy asks her "What's that" She replies "i don't know". she ask him the same thing and get the same answer.
So they both go home for lunch and the little boy goes to his dad and drop his pant and asks "dad whats this", Dad replies "It's your dragster try to stick it in as many garages as you can". Then the little girl ask the same thing to her mom and her mom says "its your garage don't let any dragsters in to it. So they meet back up at the sandbox and the little girl ask the little boy to drop his pant...... the little girl goes home crying with blood on her hands her mom asks "What happend" the little girl replied "the little boy tried to put his dragster in my garage so i rip off it 2 back tires "
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:11 am

CptCrazypants wrote:
How the did hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

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I love you for this.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:50 am

Ventriloquist with dummy doing show on street corner. As a blonde gal walks by he cracks blonde girl joke with dummy. Then she shouts at him: "You shouldn't be stereotyping blonde women like that." Shocked he then begins to apologise to her. Then she shouts "Oi you shut up I'm talking to that little bastard on your Knee!"

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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:22 am

Bill Clinton and Herman Cain meet at a bar. Clinton turns to Cain and shakes his hand. When Cain asks why, he replies: "Five chicks and you're still running? I almost got fired because of one. You're my hero, man."
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:46 am

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Strewth, talk about Dyson with death.

Paddy says: "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"Sod that" says Mick: "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. they said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.

My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid....... then I was petrified.

A wife says to her husband: "You’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back".
He says: "What do you expect? You’re in a wheelchair".

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said: "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said: "You're obviously not listening".

Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake.

I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said: "I love you".
She said; "Is that you or the beer talking?"
I replied: "It’s me talking to the beer".

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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PostSubject: Re: So you think you're funny, do ya?   Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:35 pm


You glorious comedian!
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