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SixHousePull
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Tue May 26, 2009 8:20 am

I'll help you up off the floor once the pain subsides some
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Tue May 26, 2009 8:26 am

Should be okay in like an hour or so.

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:15 am

Dear Liam,
"I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree." Having read this bit of information I immediately looked at the nearest tree. Now that I have apparently witnessed the pinnacle of beauty there doesn't seem to be much point to keeping my sight since I've already seen the best the world has to offer. Since I didn't have a proper upbringing and didn't learn the rules of etiquette, my question is this: Which one is the soup fork and which one is the eye gougey fork? I can never remember.
Sincerely,
Flummoxed in Fairfax.


(This is the "Agony Aunt" format, isn't it?)
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:56 am

Dear Cobalt,

You see the really small, rusted and dirty fork that looks like a spoon? Thats the one.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

send them onto my P.O. Box. I'll send you on 20% of the sale.

Liam

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:53 am

um ... eww .. and umm ... a bit over the top Liam
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:54 am

Your right... 15% of the sale.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:15 pm

You're right, it does make you quite dizzy. *vomits* You know, I think I'm going to look for some inner beauty. *shoves eyes back inside head* Besides, you know how hard it was to type this with your eyes swinging around? In a word, Very.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:00 am

*Puts the cooler away*
Damn that was gonna buy me a new game.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:15 pm

You could always sell your own eyes. I'm sure there are tons of braille based video games.


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:27 am

There are, actually, an increasing number of audio-only games. One of my students built an audio-only version of Space Invaders last year. No graphics at all. Only 10% of blind people can read braille.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:32 am

Audio only? How does that work? Is it like Space Marco Polo? Does it have a controller? I must say, you have me quite curious.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:51 am

CobaltMonkey wrote:
Audio only? How does that work? Is it like Space Marco Polo? Does it have a controller? I must say, you have me quite curious.

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:31 am

Awesome. You just can't keep the natural born gamers from doing what they love, no matter the handicap.
Well, except maybe for this poor guy from the old X-Play.

Thumbless Ted: An avid gamer who lost both thumbs in separate incidents at the 1998 E3 event - first, he was going to try out the new game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when another gamer grabbed at the N64 controller and pulled it out of his hand so violently that his right thumb went along with it. Then, as Ted staggered outside, a rabid fanboy was running down the street with a pair of scissors (claiming that he had cut off a lock of Hironobu Sakaguchi's hair) and accidentally snipped off the other thumb. He later dies after entering a stickshift car, not being able to change gears.
----Stolen from Wiki.
But even then, he could still use the Wii for a little while. Aside from death, there really is just no stopping a dedicated gamer.

New question on a different topic. Now for the Dear Abby routine, ahem:

Dear Liam,
If this is the 6th nation, what or where are the other 5? Are they gone? Are we on a list of nations and are the 6th in order? If so, what kind of list? Is it a list of Awesomeness? Ascending or Descending? I'm thinking the higher the number, the more Awesome you have. Can you shed some light on this mystery?
Sincerely,
Confused in Concord
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:00 am

Didn't they ground the entire Concorde fleet? No wonder you're confused.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:25 am

CobaltMonkey wrote:

Dear Liam,
If this is the 6th nation, what or where are the other 5? Are they gone? Are we on a list of nations and are the 6th in order? If so, what kind of list? Is it a list of Awesomeness? Ascending or Descending? I'm thinking the higher the number, the more Awesome you have. Can you shed some light on this mystery?
Sincerely,
Confused in Concord

Ahem.
>.>
<.<
The Following conversation never happened.
*Opens folder marked Top Secret and reads*
The following report never happened;
Title: The Incidents


The following in the current documented history of the 6th Nation known only to the historian and the Leader himself.

"Following the creation of "The Nation", there was what could be called the greatest gathering of the minds. Peace was over the horizon. Understanding of something greater and more than the indivudal was close. A new world order was to come. Then came the infection, a "virus" so great that it reduced the greatest minds to gibbering idiots who were bent on been the most perverted.

Upon seeing that his subjects were become little more than children whose only interest were the "bewbs" and who's only language centered around a single sylabel word structure, where anything considered to have more than one greatly enraged and terrified them, decided that for the safety of humanity the contagion had to be stopped here and now, and went on to destroy the "1st Nation".

But the King, who bore the name "One" did not give up hope. He moved elsewhere changed his name to "Two" and searched for like minded individuals to once again rebuild the nation. Having gathered to himself a group of like minded individuals he began to rebuild once again and renamed his planned utopia and hope for mankind to "The Second Nation".

The King was illfated once again for with the gathering of the great minds, with the hopes of humanity on his shoulders and the great breakthroughs he once nearly completed, the darkness returned. The King dispared as he sent many of his new followers in the same way as the previous nation.

So it would follow for three more nations that whenever they came close to revealing to the world the true way to live the darkness would descend and the nations would fall. We now live in the Sixth age my brothers and sisters and great is our understanding. Beware the evil one may strike soon and should he strike, you must lay down your lives for the greater humanity, the greater cause and so that we don't all turn into douche bags and have to watch a 7th nation be made. Seriously guys don't be douches"

...Report ends with missing pages and blood splatters.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:30 am

I just couldn't think of anything better......but we'll go with that. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:15 am

SO SAYETH THE KING!

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:30 pm

The following reply was never sent.
The following praise was never given.
The following takes place between 12 PM. and 1 PM.

Awesome secret history lesson.

Sir! (salutes) I am ready to do my part in the Sixth Nation army. I'll lay down my life if it comes to that. But I have ebry conpidense dat wil suk seeds in da war ons tupits.


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carp. ( :grenade: )
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:30 pm

Dear Liam,

When my wife bends down to pick something up, all I want to do is push her down. Funny or not?

not Jon, New Orleans Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:04 pm

CobaltMonkey wrote:
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Awesome secret history lesson.

Sir! (salutes) I am ready to do my part in the Sixth Nation army. I'll lay down my life if it comes to that. But I have ebry conpidense dat wil suk seeds in da war ons tupits.


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carp. ( :grenade: )


lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:36 pm

Jon1798 wrote:
Dear Liam,

When my wife bends down to pick something up, all I want to do is push her down. Funny or not?

not Jon, New Orleans Cool

I get that lovin feelin too sometimes, its more of an urge to put the foot to butt and push Laughing it all depends on how tight her sci fi porno kung fu grip is on ya....can I get away with it? probably...will I get teh nookiez any time in the next year? probably not...would it be worth a laugh? ooooooooooooh yeaaaa
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:05 am

Jon1798 wrote:
Dear Liam,

When my wife bends down to pick something up, all I want to do is push her down. Funny or not?

not Jon, New Orleans Cool

o.o Now thats what I call a marriage. Anyone that still sees there wife bend down and wants to push her down must be a horney bugger.

You could push her then suddenly jump on top of her and be all "YOUR UNDERARREST FOR BEEN TO SEXY!" or something like that. Mask your immaturity under the guise of surprise roleplay. Thats "Surprise Roleplay" not "Surprise Butt Secks".

This way you can confuse her. She'll be all "Did he just push me or show in a male way that he still finds me sexy and wants me so badly?"

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:23 am

Liam wrote:
Jon1798 wrote:
Dear Liam,

When my wife bends down to pick something up, all I want to do is push her down. Funny or not?

not Jon, New Orleans Cool

o.o Now thats what I call a marriage. Anyone that still sees there wife bend down and wants to push her down must be a horney bugger.

You could push her then suddenly jump on top of her and be all "YOUR UNDERARREST FOR BEEN TO SEXY!" or something like that. Mask your immaturity under the guise of surprise roleplay. Thats "Surprise Roleplay" not "Surprise Butt Secks".

This way you can confuse her. She'll be all "Did he just push me or show in a male way that he still finds me sexy and wants me so badly?"

I guess in the end it's a matter of is the 20 minutes of pure anger worth the lifetime of laughter? I think it is.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:47 am

Dear Liam,

What can I do to make the Chimera on Fall of Man better fighters? I keep telling them they need to improve so they can finally beat me, but they won't listen.

I don't want to keep fighting those mindless drones anymore. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Liam...   Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:01 am

STOP BEEN SO FUGGING GOOD!

Another way is to allow your health to be close to death throughout the game.
Or blindfolded.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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