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Lod
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PostSubject: Liam As A Parent   Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:11 am

Right so had an idea. Came to me when Cel was asking me a question. Basically everyone asks me what I would do to certain scenarios of things my child has done. I shall answer with the first thing that comes into my mind. So get formulating and lets see how I'll get on.

All you other parents out there can also give scenarios and judge how I would handle the situation through your own experience.

Also might be useful to make yourselves seem like good parents when you show the kids my answer. Or feel better as a parent in general.

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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:31 am

Your kiddo is about to touch a hot cooking element. What are you going to do about it?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:55 pm

You find out through a little yellow birdie that little Coner has been bulling a kid at school.
What do you do?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:03 pm

You find out that your son is pooping in the cabinets, obviously trying to display dominance.
He is contesting you for the Alpha male Status in the house.
He's already captured lisa's bosom, and now this, it should not stand.

What do you do ?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:06 pm

^ This can not be topped. Period!
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:32 am

Azira wrote:
Your kiddo is about to touch a hot cooking element. What are you going to do about it?

Let him. He has to learn what to touch and not touch. If it means a hospital visit and a few hours of crying, in the long run at least he's learned that when I say don't touch something, don't touch it. He'll be smarter for it.

Bride of FrankenSix wrote:
You find out through a little yellow birdie that little Coner has been bulling a kid at school.
What do you do?

Hang him upside down by the legs and explain to him why he's not to do that crap cause I raised him to believe that everyone is equal and no-one is weaker. Peer pressure is for pussies and just cause someone does it, doesn't mean he has to. And if he still doesn't learn from it, a weekend with Uncle Darren and Uncle Keith as punishment.

Jolli The Friendly Ghost wrote:
You find out that your son is pooping in the cabinets, obviously trying to display dominance.
He is contesting you for the Alpha male Status in the house.
He's already captured lisa's bosom, and now this, it should not stand.

What do you do ?

Shove his face in the poop.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:42 am

Damn good answers. Especially the first and second. I agree.


At the tender age of 14, Coner comes up to you and tells you he has gotten his girlfriend pregnant.. What do you do?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:45 am

Bride of FrankenSix wrote:
Damn good answers. Especially the first and second. I agree.


At the tender age of 14, Coner comes up to you and tells you he has gotten his girlfriend pregnant.. What do you do?

Say "Mazel Tov! You're f***ed!" then go meet the girls family and see if they desire vengeance after Lisa is done with him.

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:50 am

Laughing
You need to save all this and show him one day.
No need to have any "talks " with him as it's all right here.


Coner has some anger issues due to his face being shoved in poo as a kid.
He takes it out on his girlfriend by slapping her.
What do you do? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:53 am

Bride of FrankenSix wrote:
Laughing
You need to save all this and show him one day.
No need to have any "talks " with him as it's all right here.


Coner has some anger issues due to his face being shoved in poo as a kid.
He takes it out on his girlfriend by slapping her.
What do you do? Suspect

Tell her to slap him back and go get a different fella. Then sit him down and remind him once again that we don't hit people unless it's in defense.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:58 am

Clap



Whille visiting his Uncle Six and Aunt Cel, Coner decides he is American in his heart and applies for citizenship.
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:04 am

\_(o.o)_/ Remind him that the Irish spell his name Conor and that he's not to do that hybrid accent shite. Either do a full Irish Accent or a full American one. Don't do a bastardised version of both.

And remind him that "Got any Irish in ya love?" "Yes" "Wanna little more?" only works with a smile.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:14 am

I have to say.. I think you are going to do great, Liam. Seriously.



Coner starts hanging with "The wrong crowd".. Robbing, vandalizing, and drugs.
Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:21 am

First things first. Hurley to the faces of the "Wrong Crowd" that gives my boy drugs. Drag them to their parents house and leave them on their doorsteps with a note to raise their little shites right or I'm calling the Gaurds and Social on them.

Take the boy to every place he has vandalized and ensure that he has repaired or worked off the damage he caused. If not tell the people to press charges against him.

Then tie him down to the bed till the drugs are out of his system. Once they are out tell him that if he does them again I'll call the Gaurds after I've taken a hurley to his face cause I'm not going through any of this bullshit again.

If that doesn't work, let him go to jail and live with his choices.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:34 am

What's a "Hurley" to the face? Thinking
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:37 am

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:43 am

Twisted Evil


We still live in a closed minded and judging society.
Coner brings home a man and tells you he is in love..
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:47 am

Tell him to hurry up and adopt cause Lisa wants to be a grandmother.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:20 am

The day Coner is a better gamer than you..
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:22 am

Shrug and continue to enjoy all the games that i like considering I play games for stories action and fun, not for competition. He'll be getting my entire collection anyway once he's old enough to appreciate it.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:35 am

Coner is graceful.
He wants to take ballet.
What do you do!
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:37 am

Pay for the lessons. \_(o.o)_/

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:42 am

Laughing


Baby Coner is stubborn.
He refuses to eat anything but ice cream. He is missing all the important nutrients for a growing baby. This upsets Lisa to the point of crying.
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:56 am

Blender. Funnel. Duct Tape.

He'll eat what he's supposed to or starve ain't no "I DON'T WANT IT!" crap in my house. Or special meals cause he thinks he doesn't like something.


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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"I agree with all Liam has said so far" - Seyel

Quote :
"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

Quote :
"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:46 am

Baby Coner is a bit cranky..
Lisa is visiting her Mother's for a little retreat.
You have changed his diaper.
You have fed him..
You have burped him..
Yet he is still crying... Sad
WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!
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