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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:48 am

Duct Tape.

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:59 am

Coner comes to you one day and says..

Coner- Daddy? I can't figure this out..Can ye help me?

The assignment is due the next day.. Shocked

He shows you this-
3.41 x 1,3019234 divided by 12347 x 8 + your age - 1804351 x 235-135425 squaredx 10 to the fifth power + 1- 1243818723847.


What do you do!? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:21 am

Google it.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:26 am

What if google crashed..
And you are unable to get a hold of ETW?
What. Do. You. Do?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:36 am

Calculator. Use the Multiplications and divisions first, once that's done do the pluses and minuses from the answers of the multiplications.

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:44 am

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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:00 am

What?

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You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:30 am

When Xylie-Bug approaches me with one of the "WTF Math questions" I'm going to hand her the phone and say..
"Call your Uncle Liam.."
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:06 pm

Bride of FrankenSix wrote:
Coner comes to you one day and says..

Coner- Daddy? I can't figure this out..Can ye help me?

The assignment is due the next day.. Shocked

He shows you this-
3.41 x 1,3019234 divided by 12347 x 8 + your age - 1804351 x 235-135425 squaredx 10 to the fifth power + 1- 1243818723847.


What do you do!? Shocked

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
Calculator. Use the Multiplications and divisions first, once that's done do the pluses and minuses from the answers of the multiplications.
Except that there are exponents, so you'll have to do those before the multiplications and the divisions.
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:58 am

\_(o.o)_/ Have him ring Azira with every math problem he ever gets when I get her number.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:26 am

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
\_(o.o)_/ Have him ring Azira with every math problem he ever gets when I get her number.
Have Xylie call her Uncle Liam just to say hi And then call her Aunt Stella for the math questions..and about "Techno" music.. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:50 am

Rolling Eyes Laughing

BEDMAS
Brackets
Exponents
Division/Multiplication
Addition/Subtraction

Start with B and work your way to S. If there's a lot of stuff in a bracket, just go through the letters again.

7 + (3 + 5)^2 / 4 - (5 + 8 ) = ?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:37 am

I was on the right track though. I just missed the exponents. Holy crap I remembered something that I learned in school and I needed it... So this is why teachers always tell you that you will need it in the future. Cause your kids are gonna ask you how to do it so that they can do it.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:59 pm

/ressurectpost

If my kids ever come up to me the day before it's due, the first thing I do would be to ask why they waited so long to do it? Then I would try to help them (not do it for them), and leave them be. If they had to hand it in half completed, or not handing it in teaches lessons. Actions have consequences!

Here's one I'm dreding...

Conor comes home, heart broken. His first love has just dumped him. Life is over, he'll never love again, he won't leave his room, let alone his bed...
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:27 am

Bucket of cold water, point out to all the other people he can go feel up and if that doesn't work go get some woman to flash her boobs at him?

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

Quote :
"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:40 am

I got a new one.

When coner is At the age of 16, you come home from work, you smell something funky coming from Coners room. You see a small peice of towel sticking out from the slids of the door. You open it up and see him and two of his friends smoking weed.

What do you do ?
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:46 am

"Puff puff give Explative!"

Give him the "wait till he's 18 speech" as well as the whole "Be safe and watch what you get" and the usual health concerns.

Shrug To be fair I never seen anything wrong with weed. I have smoked myself, both normal and cigs (Started when I was 13) and hash/weed when I was that age, experimenting on the stuff myself. Never got hooked to it, but I did smoke it a few times. I won't be a hypocrite about it but I'd also ask that he wait till he was 18 and to not do it in my house. Won't lose the head on him though.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:47 am

Thats a damn good answer 1+
Its direct, neutral and might even make him stop...
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:56 am

It's not really designed to make him stop, just to think for himself and hopefully not turn into one of those douche nozzles like you see on those jersey shore crap.

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:04 am

It could be like a domino effect, he's doing it because it's forbidden or something then when you say "you can choose to do it, but please wait until your 18." he might loose all desire to smoke... like "wait, Im allowed to do it and dad doesn't care..."
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:45 am

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
It's not really designed to make him stop, just to think for himself and hopefully not turn into one of those douche nozzles like you see on those jersey shore crap.

If those Jersery shore guys were smoking weed they would be a lot cooler. They drink booze , you never seem them indulge. Alcohol makes people more violent and D-baggy'
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:56 am

I thought that was just MTV that did that.

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:13 am

Your kid is not doing school work becasue he is busy playing PS9 games. You want to ground him from games for a bit but..... you are in the middle of a CO-op game you love and he is your partner. Is also a Friday, and you have been gearing up for a HUGE boss battle. What do you do? (I've had a similar problem in real life)
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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:17 am

Make sure he does his homework and play single player until he's done. \_(o.o)_/ Dudes gotta learn that in he has to go through all the meaningless bullshit of life to get to the good stuff.

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Listen to Liam. He makes sense. - Rxforwar

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"Sorry Cel I agree with everything Liam has said so far." - Rrwatch

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"You know what I was going to do? Make a thread on here called: "Lod, the man of few words."
You don't say much do you? :3" - vengeance7times

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"Tequila and i ee in love. She nevef gives me hangover. But she lujes tl bite me when o takr her straight. Liam... i shall savw tgis for you not gonna edit. Of i do tour sllowed to have xel comr salp me.
Fuxkjb touch screeb ketboards." - iRideAPalmer


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PostSubject: Re: Liam As A Parent   Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:01 pm

Exactly what I did, good job. Heres a long term one.

Conor has proven to be a good student after all. Not being able to play video games has straightened out his academics. Now its time he moves on to college'

Will you help him pay for it assuming he will pass all his classes and not toss your hard earned money away?

Are you prepared to help him out with college expenses financially, in other words do you start a fund on the side for his higher education when he is young so you have a few bucks to help him ?

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