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PostSubject: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:52 am

These kind of threads are always good for a laugh so I thought I'd remedy their absence in this forum. We can always use a laugh, right?
So, here are the thread rules for this one.
1. Any area of gaming is fair game for a funny story. Console, PC, Tabletop Pen and Paper, Hopscotch, whatever.
2. Keep in mind that some things are only really funny to the people involved, or that know specifically what you mean. Let's try to keep things like breaking obscure rules from this or that sourcebook out of here. This board can be seen by all so try to make sure at least a fair amount of those who see it are gonna get the joke. For example, I think anyone with a passing knowledge of D&D probably knows that any action you declare is put into motion when you say it. So I'm sure that at least the group of tabletoppers will get the following:
DM: The enemy troops have your party surrounded. You are all now cornered on the edge of the 1000ft cliff. What do you do?
Ralgorn: I jump off the cliff. NO WAIT! First I get back my Ring of Flying from Jasta!
DM: Too late. *rolls dice for 1000ft of falling damage* *splat*
(This one isn't mine, I just read it somewhere long ago and thought it was funny.)

So, let's hear 'em, boys and girls. Glitch yourself into an odd position on Resistance 2? Sure. Accidentally install a Morrowind mod that placed all outdoor NPCs up in the sky where they promptly fell to their doom? Sure, and be more careful next time. Throw the bean bag onto number 6 when you were totally aiming at number 10? Erm, you know maybe hopscotch isn't the best source of material...unless the breaking of bones is involved.

Without further delay, here's my first entry:

Game: D&D
Type: Tabletop
There we were, a fighter(Me), a thief, and a cleric all exploring an derelict temple. I'm just walking along a hallway, when I trigger a trap. A jet of flame shoots out of the nearby wall catching me on fire. I drop and roll, but the hallway is too narrow to go back or forward. All I can do is roll side to side which keeps triggering the dang trap. A high HP keeps me from dying immediately so I've got a few rounds before I'm in trouble. So, I'm rolling, our thief is trying to disarm the trap, and our deer, sweet, noob cleric is looking for a way to be helpful. So she rummages through her things to find a liquid to pour on me once the trap is down. Success! As the trap stops belching flame, she pulls out a water bottle...full of wine.
WHOOOOOSH!!!
I was amused. My character was not.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:27 am

'Nother one.
Game:Suikoden 4
Type: RPG

This one concerns a secret optional boss. I've taken my party through a cave system fighting many, many times against fairly tough enemies along the way. Finally, I emerge onto a nice cliff overlooking the sea. I know where the treasure I'm looking for is; I've been here before. It's right over there, next to the save point. But between it and me is a not entirely unexpected giant rock golem looking thing. I check and sure enough, my health is low. So I now have two options: Leave and try to make another run through the cave losing less health, or charge straight at the thing and possibly die.
Well, darned if I was going through that cave again so, reluctantly I started forward. In my typically weird way I do things I slam my character up against the invisible wall, feigning that I'm going to sneak past this huge mass of animated earth that's looking right at me.
Which is why I was all the more surprised when.....I did. Shocked
Slipped right by it. I knew it was optional, but that optional? Seems they didn't put the "encounter boss" line quite all the way across the path. I just ninjaed around, got my treasure, and saved. Curious as to what would've happened, I charged the thing anyway and promptly died. A quick reload, a warp out of the level item, and I was home free.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:31 pm

Play any of the other Suikoden games that are better...like all of them. 3 is the best by far (and don't dare tell me otherwise) <3

Here is one of my favorite gaming moments:

Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Type: Action/Sandbox

One of my friends was over and had never played any of the Grand Theft Auto games, so I decided to give him a tour. I had pretty much everything in the game, so I decide to hop into a helicopter and give him a tour of the city. I flew around for a lap or two, and then I decided to be politically incorrect. I said something like, "Suicide squad!" and crashed the chopper full speed into one of the biggest buildings in the game. The chopper caught on fire, but did not explode. I decided to be a man and bail. Well, I fell the arbitrarily large number of stories to the ground, but because of my enviable manliness (and the fact that I had unlocked the 150 health upgrade), I survived while the chopper exploded above me.

I had happened to crash to the ground right next to some old lady who was carrying a shopping bag. As soon as I got up, I punched her in the face with the Brass Knuckles I had equipped, which made an awesome "TONK!" sound.

Then I ran away.

We laughed so hard, our sides hurt.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:20 pm

Holy Crap?!?! People can post here and not just look!! After more than a week I had nearly given up hope! "Does no one have any good funny gaming stories?", I thought. But my despair is ended thanks to the noble Zotmaster.

Oh, and I agree with you about the Suikodens. I liked the third one so much that I bought the fourth one on release. It wasn't long before I traded it in. I had paid for it so I was darned well going to play it. I did like the boat as a mobile base, and the whole nautical theme in general, but that's about as far as it went. Five wasn't any better, except maybe in the strategic battles. I probably didn't like them partly because of the Silent Protagonists, but that is best discussed in the RPG thread.

That is a funny one, btw. Sandbox games are always a good source of laughs. Just a bit ago I was playing the online mode of GTA 4 with some friends. We were having a blast seeing how far you could throw the other players by way of helicopter blades. If you start on top of a building, about half an island's distance. Tons of fun. Very Happy= :D
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:33 am

Here are a couple more from me.

Game: Counter-Strike
Genre: First Person Shooter

I've been gaming for quite a while. On June 12, 1999, a mod for Half-Life was released that would launch the popularity of the FPS into the stratosphere: that game was Counter-Strike, and I was there. Back then, though, we played our games on 56K, and developers hadn't learned to compensate for high ping. A good server would give you 250 ping at best and you would often lag for several seconds at a time. The netcode hadn't been designed to compensate for this, and the end result would be that your character would be standing still while those few people with low ping (and we called them LPB's, or Low Ping Bastards, since so few people had broadband), would have all the time in the world to put a couple of bullets into your dome.

However, there was a netcafe by my house that had T-1, so every once in a while, my friends and I would throw down some money and game up there all night. We mercilessly took advantage of both our low ping and our proximity to each other in order to call out locations of enemies, much like people do with the VoIP programs of today: keep in mind, this was well before Ventrilo or even Roger Wilco. Truly, these were hard times.

We were playing de_aztec (the original version of the map, mind you: much less streamlined) and there was this one Terrorist who was a champ at being a camping bitch. While it's true that we would have won if we just sat there with our thumbs in our asses, waiting for time to run out, it's really not that much fun to sit there and wait, and so we hatched a plan. My friend and I would hang back a little bit and let everyone else kill each other in the hopes of being alive to finally get revenge on this camper. Sure enough, one round saw the three of us as the only players left alive. One of our other friends called out his position (he was behind this one box every single round), and we went to work. We came up behind the box and my friend crouched down. I jumped onto his head and he stood up. With the extra height, I was able to get on top of the box. I quietly crept to the other side and looked down, and sure enough, there he was, completely oblivious.

I could have put one bullet in his skull from where I stood, but that wouldn't be a story, would it? Instead, I jumped off the side of the box onto his head. The great part about video games is that it's not always immediately obvious that someone is standing on top of you...especially if you're crouched and not moving. I spent about 20 seconds spinning around, jumping up and down, switching weapons, and generally acting like an obnoxious douche, and he still had no idea I was there. Finally, I lobotomized him with the knife and that ended that. We still bring up that story from time to time.

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Game: Half-Life
Genre: First Person Shooter

Strangely enough, one of the funniest gaming moments happened at my expense, rather than the other way around. We were up at this same netcafe and we were having a pretty intense deathmatch session in Half-Life. I was whoring the machine gun grenades to great effect, but after narrowly escaping the same fate, I desperately needed a recharge. There was an armor recharge station (remember THOSE days?) that seemed to be out of the way, so I went to it and started charging up. While I was charging, I heard laughing.

"Hey, Dan!" one of my friends called, "Come here! You really need to see this!"

"Dude, not now," I replied.

"No, seriously," he yelled. "You really do need to see this. Everyone else, too."

I got out of my chair and walked to the far end of where the computers were. "Look at my screen," he said, as we all huddled around his monitor.

I looked and saw that he was standing by one of the armor recharge stations. Directly in the center of his crosshairs was this police officer colored in the most flamboyant fashion you can imagine: pinks, purples, neons, you name it. You could say I knew him fairly well, as that was the exact skin I used when we played deathmatch games of Half-Life, figuring that getting worked by a hot pink/purple/yellow cop only made it funnier.

He then left clicked, and the rocket blew me to pieces. The crowd roared. I did not.

I didn't win that round, either.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:00 pm

Here's a kind of funny one I had just a bit ago.

Game: Resistance 2
Type:FPS

Leo and I were trying to test out several weapon and berserk combos for some planned events. We were playing around with augers in Louisiana and neither of us regularly uses them so we're also learning the gun, too.
After a close fire fight, I manage to squeak by and Leo says to me, "I've about got the timing down. I can handle you when you strafe left but not when you strafe right.........I can't believe I just told you that."
A little bit later, I'm sneaking up on Leo when he spots me. All of a sudden it occurs to me and I say, "Wait! Your left, or my left?!"
He just laughs and kills me. Very Happy= :D Shocked Sad
"Does that answer your question?"

We both got a good chuckle out of that one.

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:00 pm

Ace Combat X: Skies of Deception

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Here I was...flying deep into enemy territory. I had just dealt with several enemy armadas, and I was beginning to run out of ammo. It also didn't help that I was pretty damaged. I decide to coordinate an attack on the lead Battleship. I think to myself "I'm going to get an S-Rank, I just know it." This level had been giving me trouble for an hour now, so the thought of me finally beating the level relaxed me...

Perhaps I shouldn't have relaxed, because just as I settle down an AA missle nails me in the face.
"Gryphus 1! Oh no, he's been shot down!"

Needless to say, my cousin started laughing as I turned off my PSP in disgust.

While it was funny for my cousin..., I wasn't too thrilled about the event. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:09 am

All right, a whole 3 posters. Now we're getting somewhere! tongue
Ah, the old "I'm gonna make it!!!--BOOM--Game Over", huh? Sorry to hear that, Ratchet. Those super suck. *laughs into hand*

Here's one I was reminded of in another thread.

Game:Final Fantasy 7
Type:RPG

Went into the battle arena with an awesome setup. Ultima Weapon, good materia selection, Escort Guard, and Ribbon. I'm gonna own this, right? Well, sorta. I get two fights in and I get all materia broken. OK, no problem. Next fight. Item Sealed. Crap, but I can still do this. Accessory break. Double Crap. Next fight is against these annoying insect swarms. Why are they annoying? Because they can Berserk you. And they did. Triple Crap. But I'm high level. I've got Cloud! I can do this. I'll be fine as long as---Bam! Just before the start of the last fight I get the one status effect that spells doom. No, not Doom. No, not Death Sentence, either. MINI.
It gets better.
The last fight is against the Sea Serpent, dragon thing that almost only uses water attacks. My perfectly intact Escort Guard nulls water attacks. Dragon has between 11,000-20,000 life.
He can't hurt me cause I null his attacks. I'm incurably berserked and minied. I will only auto attack and do 1 damage. To win this fight I will need to let mini-Cloud attack at least 11,000 times.
Not happening. I had to shut the game off and lose my arena points. Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:26 pm

That's a funny story, but as a quick digression, if you keep pressing the cancel button (it's either that or menu) repeatedly, it actually slows the slots down enough that you can see what you're about to get. This lets you choose your handicap. I generally let everything break except Command Materia and Mime my way to victory. Or I use Vincent's Level 4 Limit and smash face that way.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:51 pm

i hate big post Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:00 pm

Game: Grand Theft Auto IV

This game always has something hilarious going on, including the various deaths that you are going to get from something stupid or other. Well, I had something hilarious actually caught on my capture card when I was making a video guide (that I never finished). I hope that I can find the video. So anyways, you are wondering what could be so funny in my mind.

Well, I was doing the mission where you have to take the strip club back over for Dwyane. I think this is kind of a challenging mission, because one guy almost always runs out the back. So I go through and kill the two other managers and their body guards, and hop foot out the back door. The other manager is getting ready to speed off, driving my way. I headshoot him, mission over. Unfortunately, the story isn't over, because his dead foot stepped down on the accelerator, ramming my body and then pinning me under the tire, killing me Sad It got a pretty good laugh out of me though.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:08 pm

LMAO Philly, thats a good read!

Heres Philly before the tire got him= affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:23 pm

Sponge wrote:
LMAO Philly, thats a good read!

Heres Philly before the tire got him= affraid

That's it, I'm going to go find that video, hope that I can at least...it cracks me up.

Edit: Here it is, the action starts at around 6:45

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Edit: While we are waiting for me to find that, here's some nostalgia for you all

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:29 pm

I will give a couple funny ones (to me)

Story 1: Playing a COD FFA. When a pack of dogs are after me, I like to drop a sticky bomb and let the dogs run into it. So, as some dogs were heading my way, I throw down the sticky. Unfortunately, the sticky sticks to the side of the dog's head. So, now the dog is a suicide bomber heading my way. I try to back up and shoot the dog but it was way too late and the dog jumps on me and the sticky goes BOOM and Hoos is blown into a million little fibers.

Story 2: We use to have a large group that would play Socom 2 together. We would bypass the pub rooms and just play private maps against each other. So, we are playing this one map and I jump over the wall and kill one of my friends. I start heading back to the entrance when the little devil on my shoulder starts whispering in my ear that I need to go back and dance on my friend's rotting corpse. I easily give into temptation and head back to his dead body. I get all of one dance step in and BOOM I step right on a mine and blow myself into a million little fibers. All I get on AIM is a giant LOL for my efforts. No
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:57 pm

lmao Philly!
"WTF! Ghost truck!!"
priceless

oh and awesome RFOM montage, especially that 25 kill streak, freakin nub, use a LAARK once in awhile, your making me look bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:25 pm

Now that was some funny stuff, Philly! Very Happy= :D Priceless, indeed! I like GTA 4 for the very reason that stuff like that can happen.

Hoos, you got to learn when not to listen to that devil. Twisted Evil He'll really get you in some trouble. Oh, and sorry about the dog thing. I trained that little guy myself and I specifically told him, "If you're ever in a situation where you're about to explode, make sure you're near someone else, all right, Ted?" Yes, his name was Ted, and I hope you're happy. He was my best student.

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:37 pm

Double Post, but I think the three month gap makes it forgivable.

Game: Uncharted 2
Type: 3rd person Action/Adventure/Shooter
I was playing a game of Multiplayer, and the options for game type come up Deathmatch RPGs on the Train Wreck, or King of the Hill. Everyone loves a good "Rockets only" game, so that's the way the votes go.
It's a normal game so far. I get a few nice kills, and get nicely killed a few times myself. RPGs flying everywhere. Good times.
So, I'm heading down one of the side areas in the map, and through the snow about 25 yards or so away I see an enemy. I pull out my RPG and fire. Now, here's where it all goes bad. In the second after I fire, I see three teammates spawn in between me and my target.
Boom.
They were not happy. pale
I couldn't help but laugh though. I mean, what are the odds?

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:28 pm

I've got a few DnD stories. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:01 pm

Well, don't keep us,...erm, well mostly me... in suspense. What stories you got hidden in that nerd brain o' yours?

I know the old USoUD by heart. Throw a few misadventures our way, and maybe I'll join your cause. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:43 pm

Spoiler:
 

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:53 pm

Wowzers iz a bump!

Classic DnD: The Head of Vecna.
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From Steve Jackson Games website....

Many years ago (back when we all were still playing D & D), I ran a game where I pitted two groups against each other.

Several members of Group One came up with the idea of luring Group Two into a trap. You remember the Hand of Vecna and the Eye of Vecna that were artifacts in the old D&D world where if you cut off your hand (or your eye) and replaced it with the Hand of Vecna (or the Eye) you'd get new awesome powers? Well, Group One thought up The Head of Vecna.

Group One spread rumors all over the countryside (even paying Bards to spread the word about this artifact rumored to exist nearby). They even went so far as to get a real head and place it under some weak traps to help with the illusion. Unfortunately, they forgot to let ALL the members of their group in on the secret plan (I suspect it was because they didn't want the Druid to get caught and tell the enemy about this trap of theirs, or maybe because they didn't want him messing with things).

The Druid in group One heard about this new artifact and went off in search of it himself (I believe to help prove himself to the party members...) Well, after much trial and tribulation, he found it; deactivated (or set off) all the traps; and took his "prize" off into the woods for examination. He discovered that it did not radiate magic (a well known trait of artifacts) and smiled gleefully.

I wasn't really worried since he was alone and I knew that there was no way he could CUT HIS OWN HEAD OFF. Alas I was mistaken as the Druid promptly summoned some carnivorous apes and instructed them to use his own scimitar and cut his head off (and of course quickly replacing it with the Head of Vecna...)

Some time later, Group one decided to find the Druid and to check on the trap. They found the headless body (and the two heads) and realized that they had erred in their plan (besides laughing at the character who had played the Druid)...The Head of Vecna still had BOTH eyes! They corrected this mistake and reset their traps and the Head for it's real intended victims...

Group Two, by this time, had heard of the powerful artifact and decided that it bore investigating since, if true, they could use it to destroy Group One. After much trial and tribulation, they found the resting place of The Head of Vecna! The were particularly impressed with the cunning traps surrounding the site (one almost missed his save against the weakest poison known to man). They recovered the Head and made off to a safe area.

Group Two actually CAME TO BLOWS (several rounds of fighting) against each other argueing over WHO WOULD GET THEIR HEAD CUT OFF! Several greedy players had to be hurt and restrained before it was decided who would be the recipient of the great powers bestowed by the Head... The magician was selected and one of them promptly cut his head off. As the player was lifting The Head of Vecna to emplace it on it's new body, another argument broke out and they spent several minutes shouting and yelling. Then, finally, they put the Head onto the character.

Well, of course, the Head simply fell off the lifeless body. All members of Group Two began yelling and screaming at each other (and at me) and then, on their own, decided that they had let too much time pass between cutting off the head of a hopeful recipient and put the Head of Vecna onto the body.

SO THEY DID IT AGAIN!... [killing another PC]

In closing, it should be said that I never even cracked a smile as all this was going on. After the second PC was slaughtered, I had to give in (my side was hurting)...

And Group Two blamed ME for all of that...
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:48 pm

ha! thats actually pretty funny Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:34 pm

Have you heard the gazebo story?
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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:47 pm

Win. Pure Win.

I only wish our groups had such imagination.

As promised, I'll tell you the tale of the Bow of Merchant Slaying, though if something like that is more typical of your groups, then it won't be that big of a laugh.

There were several of us sitting around playing Earthdawn one day. Among our characters were me, a Troll Sky Raider (trolls are a normal race in Earthdawn), an Orc Thief, an Elven Swordmaster/Archer, and a T'skrang (Lizardfolk) Illusionist.
Our current job was to climb into the Crystal Peaks and investigate the activities of a cetain well known (and powerful) Nethermancer/Illusionist, putting a stop to them if it was a threat.
So we go about our task, climbing these mountains and slaying numerous creatures we come across, and getting more and more weakened and injured as we go despite healing over the course of several days. The GM (Game Master here 'cause we're not always in dungeons Razz) decides that we'll likely need a pick me up or two just to get up there. This is a tough area, even for moderate level adventurers after all.
So the next day we encounter a merchant.
Now, there is no 'Alignment' system in Earthdawn, so the only thing to keep you from doing Evil things is the law, and your own character's morals. The general way we played our campaign is from the view that we're heroes working for the good of the world in general. Which is why it was a bit of surprise when the Illusionist says, "Wait. We're out here in the middle of nowhere. There's a merchant out here with supplies we could use. I like my gold."
Before he could even take action, our Elf (who is ridiculously min/maxed, btw) wins initiative, and kills him with one arrow.
The Illusionist explains to the GM (who spins a pretty good story, but isn't very good at working in deviations) how it makes perfect sense to kill him. "Look, we're pretty tough adventurers, right? And we're beat all to heck in this region. How exactly is it that a merchant with no weapons to speak of, no magic, and an obviously low enough HP total is still alive out here? Clearly he was evil, or Horror possessed."
Unable to come up with any other explanation of how this merchant go there unharmed, the GM had to concede, though we've always suspected he erased some of the merchant's inventory.
Thus was the Bow of Merchant Slaying made. It was a joke, but the GM actually stated it out in a later game. In Earthdawn, all magic items have to be invested with Legend Points (the EXP of the game) to work and they all have different ranks.
Description: This exotic longbow was used by the great elven Archer, Seph the Whirlwind to slay a 'clearly' Horror corrupted merchant his adventuring group encountered in the wilderness.
Ranks: The first four just do a standard add to damage/attack effect. Blah, blah.
Rank 5 Requires a Deed be performed before you can invest further. The wielder must discover and uncover a Corrupted merchant, and slay him with the bow.
Effect: The wielder unlocks the most powerful ability of the bow. The wielder may spend 3 Karma points to determine if an individual is a Horror, Horror-touched, or a Horror Construct, provided that the individual has offered to exchange goods and/or services with the wielder. The wielder fires an arrow at the person in question. If the individual is associated with Horrors, the arrow will ignite with white flame, doing Willpower + 20 Steps of damage; if not, the arrow will do normal damage.

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PostSubject: Re: Adventures in Nerdery. Your funny gaming moments.   Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:14 pm

From my 4e DnD game:

The party consists of a dragonborn ranger, a human cleric of good, a goliath barbarian, a tiefling wizard, a paladin/deathknight hybrid (me), and a female tiefling paladin of bahamut. Their names, in the above order, are Muffins, Rameus, Tofu, Om nom, Karas, and Larissa.
Muffins, on account of him rolling three 18's, a 15, and two 13's at character creation, thinks that he is a god. He constantly tries to get the cleric to worship him, and he often tries to get random commoners to do the same. Currently, the church of Muffins has one follower (its a work in process).
Rameus is our voice of sanity. We make him cry. A lot.
Tofu is a reknowned giggalo from waterdeep. Yes, he has a purple pimp hat.
Om nom is an interesting character. Initially, he was just a normal teifling wizard. Now he has a spellscar so large that it covers most of his body, about 5,000,000 GP worth of magical cocaine (which he is addicted to), and the occasional close call with being possessed by demonic power circles fueled by every evil god in te DnD pantheon. He's also tried to catch a peek at the female teifling paladin. Didn't work out so well.
Karas is constantly judged by the color of his armor. He also gets eaten. A lot.
Larissa is fairly new to the group. We make her cry too.

Lots of great stories. I'll spread them out for maximum lulz. Then I'll tell stories from my 3.5 group. Cool
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