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Rxforwar
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PostSubject: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:08 pm

A funniez. Laughing

So loooong ago, for ps1, or 2 maybe, I don't remember, there was a game called gauntlet - dark legacy, which is still a hoot to play, incidentally. Anyway, it has a gameplay level that supports the abilities of my kids, and their like aged friends.

Long ago when I used to play this game, it was really only myself, my brother, and a couple neighborhood friends that played, and the names of our save files were always somewhat ....questionable....

My kids are playing the game today with some friends of theirs, and I moved over some of the save files, so they could have the higher level characters, and the unlocked characters, so they wouldn't be stuck with the beginning few. I made no mental note to change the names of my save files, of course, who thinks to do stuff like that?

What follows is a fairly verbatim account of what happened, as heard from my office, listening to them downstairs...
*brace yourselves* Laughing

Jaxson: (my son) Nooooo, I'm cock.
*Yes, the save file was named 'Cock'*
*No, not a rooster*
Friend One: NO! I'M COCK!!
*Yes, I had copied the save file, and had it in multiple places, so that I wouldn't risk accidentally deleting it, and losing any progress*
Friend Two: Wait, I picked cock too. Neutral
*I have no idea...I was pretty sure there were only two cocks* scratch
Jaxson: Wait, which color cock are you?
Friend Two: I'm blue cock.
Jaxson: No dummy, I'm blue cock. You're either red cock, or green cock.
Friend One: I'm pretty sure I'm red cock. Look, I'm shooting fireballs. Laughing Laughing

I. Couldn't. Breathe. For like 2 minutes. It still hurts.
I'm just hoping the other kids don't tell their parents they were over Jaxson's house, and they were playing a video game, fighting over who was the blue or red cock. That'll be...difficult to explain. Suspect Laughing
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crashnbyrne
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:52 pm


Hahahaha, thats brilliant. Kids are the funniest.
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Cel
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:17 am


Funny ass shit Rx. You may need to do some damage control though.. just in case..

Gauntlet eh? Thinking
I use to play a game name Gauntlet some years back.My hero of choice was the wizard.Man I was bad ass with him.I can't remember what I leveled him up to but it was up there. Cool
I named him (saved file) ............... Tim.
After the wanna be wizard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.Not as cool as red/blue cock obviously. Razz
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Leo_337
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:57 am

"How was your day, Jimmy?"

"It was great, Dad... We all went over to Mr. Goldsmith's house and he let us play for hours with his different coloured cocks..."

"Did he now?"

*Sound of rifle being loaded*

Yeah, definitely work on getting some damage limitation in place, Rx. affraid
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SixHousePull
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:49 pm

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Not as cool as red/blue cock obviously. Razz

These words are going to spawn some crazy ass machinima
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:43 pm

THIS THREAD IS EPIC. IT MUST BE SCREEN CAPED AND ARCHIVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.
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SpongeBobNoPants
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:50 pm

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LMFAO
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SparklyBazongaz,
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PostSubject: Re: No, I'm Blue Cock...   Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:24 am

haha
i fell off my chair laughing xD
and then my mum came in and asked what was wrong.. and im like.. 'hahahahha... red cock... no im red cock... hahahaha"
she gave me the weirdest look. O.o

Back To Topic thats like... super epic ;D
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