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 The Most Glorious and Secret Society of Harry Potter Chat Up Lines

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omega9
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PostSubject: The Most Glorious and Secret Society of Harry Potter Chat Up Lines   Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:46 pm

This was inspired by a Facebook group I have recently come across. Lulz shall ensue.

I dunno about Fluffy, but three heads sounds good.

I need to learn Occlumency cause I cant get you out of my head

fancy a swish and maybe a flick?

Hey baby, i may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.

you'll be walking like crookshanks when I'm finished with you.

I don’t need a map for marauding YOUR castle...I know where both the secret passageways are.

They call me the deatheater. I eat you out and you die of happiness.

They call me the summoning charm. Everyone comes under my spell.

Bet you're hungering for my horntail.

I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work.

My name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

I'm just like Oliver Wood baby... I'm a keeper.

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.

If you bend over, my hippogriff will be most pleased.

Me and Firenze have something in common. We're both hung like horses.

I'll see thestrals after tonight, cos it'll be like you died and went to heaven.

I'm gonna need some gillyweed cos I plan on going down in your Great Lake all night long.

Love, you can blast the end of my skrewt any day.

God knows what kind of bone I'd grow if YOU fed me some skele-gro.

I looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.



Lots more to be posted. Make your own too. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Glorious and Secret Society of Harry Potter Chat Up Lines   Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:08 am

EPIC LOL. Funny!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Glorious and Secret Society of Harry Potter Chat Up Lines   Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:59 am

I only have two of Berty-Bots beans in my bag, but you can have them both.
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