To all the other factions, this is the Aura. I come to you today with an unfortunate surprise. You see, the daily Aura doughnut contest ended in tragedy earlier this morning. I...accidentally forgot to wash my hands after eating a glazed doughnut, which was delcious for those interested. Well, the glaze that was still on my fingers seems to have caused the great super computer to...er...malfunction a bit. The computer proceeded to catch on fire and prompty exploded. This loss of war materials and lolcat pictures is a severe setback. All wins that we have earned up to this are now void. The malevolent Aura as you know it is now officially disbanded.
Where will I join next though? Well, I have decided to make a 1 hour special on ESPN known as the "The Decision" which will spotlight my choice. Below is the interview.
Interviewer: How are you?
Me: I'm doing good. Thanks.
Interviewer: Alright. When did you make this decision?
Me: Just a few minutes ago actually.
Interviewer: How long did it take you to make?
Me: A few seconds.
Interviewer: How many people have you told?
Me: I can count the amount on my Wrench.
Interviewer: So Ratchet...where will you be playing next battle?
Me: I have decided...oh man this is tough...I have decided to take my talents to
Interviewer: So you are going to play for the Ninjas?
Me: Yes I will.
Interviewer: I have just recieved a letter in all Caps from the Aura itself. It says 'I am very disappointed with RatchetH22, so called Sixth Nation Gamer. I promise the fans of
glowing ball of plasma that we will win a war before the Ninjas will!
Me: I understand that my counterpart is disappointed and in a perfect world I would be still playing for the Aura. But I have seen an opportunity to win with the Ninjas and I am going there.
Interviewer: Thanks for being with us Ratchet.
Me: Thank you.