New defendthehouse videos i found. As usual.

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New Mini-Myth Series

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(The video above's glitch still exists, even after IW numerous "Attempt" patches to fix it. How do i no? I've been doing this glitch to get the Cold Blooded emblem)

TRVJAG1 wrote:

How do i no? I've been doing this glitch to get the Cold Blooded emblem)

Try earning things properly, it's much more satisfying.

if they are spawning behind you its your own fault not there's
your either to far ahead of your team or to far behind either way you still should be able to predict their spawns based on were your team is on the map pitted against were they are on the map

lmfao
ground war is amazing!

ahaha there was this one match
and this dude on my team was camping at the top of the stairs
so the whole time.. no one could get through
and there was like 4 of us.. jumping ontop of this dude.. and the guys on the mic were like 'MOVE OUTTA THE BLOODY WAY!'
then we got slaughtered by the enemy team xD
ahaha

halfway through the match, the fighting was concentrated on the opposite side..
so the enemy team was running up the stairs to get behind us

i was standing there. when 6 dudes come rushing up.. i got a double kill, knifed one dude, semtexed the other.. and the last dude jumped around, and i spun and knifed him..
i walk around the corner.. they spawn again!
and then i die

pretty funny shizz

*sigh* gotta love this game

mthrfckr1002 wrote:

if they are spawning behind you its your own fault not there's (Or the fault of some random playing on your side.)
your either to far ahead of your team or to far behind either way you still should be able to predict their spawns based on were your team is on the map (As 'Mega said, your teams aren't always co-ordinated into an attack like that, if they were then the problem would be a lot less.) pitted against were they are on the map

Took so much to leave that grammar and spelling alone, I can tell you.

Leo337 wrote:

mthrfckr1002 wrote:

if they are spawning behind you its your own fault not there's (Or the fault of some random playing on your side.)
your either to far ahead of your team or to far behind either way you still should be able to predict their spawns based on were your team is on the map (As 'Mega said, your teams aren't always co-ordinated into an attack like that, if they were then the problem would be a lot less.) pitted against were they are on the map

Took so much to leave that grammar and spelling alone, I can tell you.

What did Eat do to you

Strangely nothing.

They are both part of the Grammer Nazi Party.

Liam wrote:

Strangely nothing.

They are both part of the Kelsey Grammer Party.

Fixered.

And people who cannot resist puns.

(-_-)..!.

Hee hee.

How'd you get your MW 2 callsign up here Jon?

In an attempt to make time go faster at work I began a mental parody of a song on the radio. Originally a country classic, The Devil Went Down to Georgia, here's my parody. Hope it amuses you as much to read it as it did me to write it. Oh, and here's a link to the original if you've never heard it: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Give it a listen as it is pretty darned amusing in it's own right.

The Devil Played COD4

The Devil went online, he was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He'd mined Halo dry, now he was behind and lookin' to make a deal.
When scanned the leaderboards and found a guy who was a crack shot,
He sent out a PM and he wrote, "Boy, let me tell you what.
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a shooter player too.
And if you care to play a round, I'll make a bet with you.
I've got an awesome k/d, so give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a gold PS3 against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The guy said, "They call me Hoos, not 'boy' and I won't say that again.
K/D ain't jack. Quit talkin' smack. I'll take your bet. I'm in."

Oh, Hoosy check your battery and then your power cord,
'Cause Satan's loose online and playin' COD4.
And if you win you'll get a PS3 that's made of gold,
But if you lose the Devil gets your sooooul.

The Devil picked the map and said, "I pwn this game."
'Nades flew from his barrel as he used the tools of shame.
He drew aside to try to hide to OMA his kit,
But a sniper bullet found his head and made him say, "Oh, sh- "

Hoos said, "Ah man, I thought this would be fun.
But I should've know a loser like you would use a no skill gun."
And he played, no scope shot from 100 feet,
Claymore trap left in the street,
Knife the Devil when he tried to hide,
Finished the game with a nuclear strike.

The Devil whined and moaned because he knew that he'd been beat,
and the golden PS3 appeared next to Hoos' TV.
And Hoos said, "Devil, just PM me if you ever want to try again.
But as long as you're just a tubing noob, I promise you'll never win."

(Repeat) And he played, no scope shot from 100 feet,
Claymore trap left in the street,
Knife the Devil when he tried to hide,
Finished the game with a nuclear strike.

I litterly can hear the music whilst singing this tune!

Charlie COD Daniels FTW!

Brilliant stuff, Monkey!

I was just about to put your Grammy in the post when I realised you called it 'CoD4' when technically it should be 'CoD6'.

Sorry buddy, rules is rules... No Grammyness for you.

Sounds like Leo has been hanging around Kanye too much, always trying to ruin everyone's fun.

I'mma let you finish, Spongey... But we all know that ETW is the best damn thread-killer ever seen in an online forum.

OMG are you talkin' about The Grammer Police?
He's been hot on my tail for a few months now.

Leo337 wrote:

I'mma let you finish, Spongey... But we all know that ETW is the best damn thread-killer ever seen in an online forum.

Har-de-ha-ha.

Well, if you want it to be like MyRes then...

***LOCKED***

Har-de-bleeping-ha-ha.

>.>
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Lock fail?

Liam wrote:

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Lock fail?

and the bad guys win again.

Sheesh, can nobody take a joke anymore???????

Liam wrote:

>.>
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Lock fail?

only in the sense that you unlocked it. it was locked when i left it. or did spongey pick the lock?

Blame the sponge.