Oooohhh, don't call him Waddy or even Wad -- if you're going to shorten his name then it's Gore: he HATES being called Wad. Seriously. He does.

I can attest to that. Gore really doesn't like being called Wad.

Duely noted.

Just think of the Gore Bags from Fallout

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Heh, those always had the best loot.

"Here's a mutilated torso, 5 bottle caps, and a round of pistol ammo! Yay!" lol

Just had an excellent run on an S&D game on Rundown. Joined in on the second round of what turned out to be a 7 round game. The team I was on lost the first round, then some dummy kept grabbing the bomb and trying to go snipe. Trying to make the game last, I guess. Problem was, he kept dying because he was trying to snipe from obvious places. Which made getting the bomb back annoying. Long story short, we lost the next 2 as well.
We manage to rally and win the next three rounds though, now that we don't have to worry about the bomb. I'm 10 -3 by this point, so I'm pretty happy. Then, I'm near B and I see a guy up ahead die, and I get the Last Alive message. Crap. I don't know how many of them there are. I guess two.
I manage to hunt down the guy that killed my teammate. No red Last Alive message. Double crap.
I look around B. Nothing. Time's running out. They either have to kill me, or plant the bomb. I'm guessing they think I'll just hide. If they're not around here, then they must be headed for A. I head over to it circling around behind it, expecting to die any second. As I round the corner, I see a pair of shotgun barrels sticking out from behind the lower wall. I move a bit closer and up on the small stairway to get a better angle and fire...just as a second person runs in front of him. Double kill. Game over. 13-3.
Looked so sweet in the round winning kill cam that I got a bit of fan mail! "Lmao Colat" Oh, well. I'll take it.
Apparently, kill 3 while last alive is the Enemy of the State challenge too, or at least that's the title it unlocked. Along with my new emblem, which is a gorilla wearing a crown. lol

Also caught a couple boosters on Sub Base. They were back in the completely unused corner. You know the one. I noticed that a skull kept popping up over there before it could fade. Went to investigate and sure enough, two boosters. A 'nade fixed that problem. They guy on my team kept shooting at me, and knifing me, or trying to. Moron. Unfortunately, by then the cheater who I'd killed had gotten harriers and a pavelow which netted them several kills on top of the directly cheated ones. We lost that match by 5 points.
Many of you already do, but I encourage everyone to go booster hunting if you see any in a game. Follow them relentlessly. Give these pathetic cheats a message for me, will you?
"Dear scum,

*FaceNade*

Sincerely, Cobalt Monkey

PS: More to come."

fun games to day Dingo monkey even if we did not play on the same team much

CobaltMonkey wrote:

"Here's a mutilated torso, 5 bottle caps, and a round of pistol ammo! Yay!" lol

Just had an excellent run on an S&D game on Rundown. Joined in on the second round of what turned out to be a 7 round game. The team I was on lost the first round, then some dummy kept grabbing the bomb and trying to go snipe. Trying to make the game last, I guess. Problem was, he kept dying because he was trying to snipe from obvious places. Which made getting the bomb back annoying. Long story short, we lost the next 2 as well.
We manage to rally and win the next three rounds though, now that we don't have to worry about the bomb. I'm 10 -3 by this point, so I'm pretty happy. Then, I'm near B and I see a guy up ahead die, and I get the Last Alive message. Crap. I don't know how many of them there are. I guess two.
I manage to hunt down the guy that killed my teammate. No red Last Alive message. Double crap.
I look around B. Nothing. Time's running out. They either have to kill me, or plant the bomb. I'm guessing they think I'll just hide. If they're not around here, then they must be headed for A. I head over to it circling around behind it, expecting to die any second. As I round the corner, I see a pair of shotgun barrels sticking out from behind the lower wall. I move a bit closer and up on the small stairway to get a better angle and fire...just as a second person runs in front of him. Double kill. Game over. 13-3.
Looked so sweet in the round winning kill cam that I got a bit of fan mail! "Lmao Colat" Oh, well. I'll take it.
Apparently, kill 3 while last alive is the Enemy of the State challenge too, or at least that's the title it unlocked. Along with my new emblem, which is a gorilla wearing a crown. lol

Also caught a couple boosters on Sub Base. They were back in the completely unused corner. You know the one. I noticed that a skull kept popping up over there before it could fade. Went to investigate and sure enough, two boosters. A 'nade fixed that problem. They guy on my team kept shooting at me, and knifing me, or trying to. Moron. Unfortunately, by then the cheater who I'd killed had gotten harriers and a pavelow which netted them several kills on top of the directly cheated ones. We lost that match by 5 points.
Many of you already do, but I encourage everyone to go booster hunting if you see any in a game. Follow them relentlessly. Give these pathetic cheats a message for me, will you?
"Dear scum,

*FaceNade*

Sincerely, Cobalt Monkey

PS: More to come."

This post if full of epic epicness.

Cool few games with ya Liam, we missed Monkey!
But, Ill be on again same time today/tomrrow and Monday!

I got to play a few with Lesus yesterday. Still no Pope Sponge though.
Same time tomorrow, you say? What was that, around Noon? I'll make it if I can, for sure.


Good games with Dingo and Wadey earlier today. Joined up and I was host soon after. Life was good. Then, I spent the next three games with one bar.

Karma sucks. lol
Still went positive though.

Oh cool, yeah I got to play with King Lesus yesterday, yeah will try to make it dude!

Got my nuke.
This calls for a celebration!
Fireworks!

Spoiler:

Got more fan mail...I think. From a guy on the other team. And that was just when I got my harriers. (!) "yeah boiiiiii"
followed by a request to add friend after my chopper gunner. And finishing with a cryptic comment, "u r a hard *obscene name for lady parts omitted by poster*" as I launched the nuke. I think it was a compliment. (!?)
My new highest killstreak is only 27 though, even though my finishing score was 31-1 (the 1 being from the nuke). Guess it killed me before it got around to killing the others. lol

well done mate you finally got it good job bet it felt good as the world burned around you

Good job Monkey!!
I still havent gotten a nuke, I believe its impossible, but with your recent achievement it keeps me motivated!!!

Noon came. Noon went. And nary a Pope Sponge did I see.
Forgetting something, Your Holeyness? (<-See what I did there?)

Fortunately, I did get in a great many games with just about everyone else.
*takes deep breath* Toxxy (aka Police Gurl), LilSwami, Jon, Lesus, DJ, Dingo, and several others of various people's friends who's names I can't fully recall.
We all repped out respective clans most awesomely.

@Jon, Dj, and Neo: Sorry for not replying to your invitations or saying hi but I've been in a pissy mood and didn't want to Marvin anybody's party. I just had a few games by myself to get some bugs out of my head. 27 for 10 on Derail including a long-range (and I mean 1/3 across the map long-range) sniper with my UMP! It was so far away I couldn't even see if the enemy was a person or not, but I saw a tiny blob move so I put in three squeeze bursts and he went down. Yummy. Also managed to find the building that all the guys were hiding from my Harriers in and shot them, including the guy who was about to shoot my Harrier down! The Harrier airstrike alone bagged me a triple kill! The rest of the game was spoilt by twats in ghilly suits sneaking around with akimbo shotties.

Sorry Monkey, still at work. Had a few people call in sick I wonder why....
Anyways, I have to work overtime and wont be on today.
Catch ya tomorrow or tuesday dude.

eattheword wrote:

@Jon, Dj, and Neo: Sorry for not replying to your invitations or saying hi but I've been in a pissy mood and didn't want to Marvin anybody's party. I just had a few games by myself to get some bugs out of my head. 27 for 10 on Derail including a long-range (and I mean 1/3 across the map long-range) sniper with my UMP! It was so far away I couldn't even see if the enemy was a person or not, but I saw a tiny blob move so I put in three squeeze bursts and he went down. Yummy. Also managed to find the building that all the guys were hiding from my Harriers in and shot them, including the guy who was about to shoot my Harrier down! The Harrier airstrike alone bagged me a triple kill! The rest of the game was spoilt by twats in ghilly suits sneaking around with akimbo shotties.

That is an awesome phrase.


No worries, Sponge. I'll see you when I see you.
Amazing how these illnesses make their rounds on holiday weekends, isn't it? You know, it's really sad that so many people aren't going to be able to enjoy these times.

I've been having a rough couple of days with MW2 to be honest. Not been enjoying games and therefore doing horribly in them. I need to get my mojo back but not sure how?

It got so bad I even took the disc out for the first time since release and tried out RDR. Spent just over an hour on that before I became so mind numbingly bored, MW2 seemed like a good alternative!

So, MW2 back in the PS3 and off I go. Just got 4th Prestige so the long slog back to decent layouts begins.

Hopefully that's just what I need to get me back into it.

I feel the need for change, when is the next FPS due out?

I have got KZ2 still in it's wrapper (got it free with the slim), anybody still play that and recommend it?

Ah good few games going there over the weekend, Yesterday especially.

Kilmory wrote:

I feel the need for change, when is the next FPS due out?

I have got KZ2 still in it's wrapper (got it free with the slim), anybody still play that and recommend it?

I still have it, havent played in a very long time, but when I was active, it was a great FPS. KZ3 is going to be epically done.
If you wanna party on KZ, send me a PM when you see me online, unless its a holiday, then you'll know where I'll be.

I'll play KZ2 as well. I liked that game, dunno why I stopped its online considering I could play mah saved music in the Background on it.

Hellz Yes!!!!!

Kilmory wrote:

I've been having a rough couple of days with MW2 to be honest. Not been enjoying games and therefore doing horribly in them. I need to get my mojo back but not sure how?

It got so bad I even took the disc out for the first time since release and tried out RDR. Spent just over an hour on that before I became so mind numbingly bored, MW2 seemed like a good alternative!

So, MW2 back in the PS3 and off I go. Just got 4th Prestige so the long slog back to decent layouts begins.

Hopefully that's just what I need to get me back into it.

I feel the need for change, when is the next FPS due out?

I have got KZ2 still in it's wrapper (got it free with the slim), anybody still play that and recommend it?

Like you I have reached the bounce point. I was into MW pretty good but the game is wearing out on me.
Too much bs inside that game. Thats why I fall back on R2 still.

I still have KZ and if you havent played that story you really really should.
Online was fun and imo pretty well balanced. I hear there's still people in it.
Thats another game I should give a go around again too.

Play that story though.

Oh yeah definatly play the main game, Good stuff.